just make the whole thing... you know, cooler. it needs to be 20% cooler.

Names have been changed to ~protect the innocent~

Friend: Hi, Alice!
Sister: Um, hi! :D
Friend: You don’t remember my name, do you.
Sister: Michelle?
Friend: No, Emily.
Sister: Well, I was close.

[little while later]

Sister: Hey, so can I call you Rachel instead? Because I can never remember the name Emily.
Friend: Sure, okay.
Sister: Hey Rachel, can you pass me my phone?
Friend: Man, this is the highlight of my day.

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LMAO @ my sister, seriously. She ended up calling Emily 'Rachel' for the rest of the day, no lie.